Main Round[]
Beau Handsome: Hello! I'm Beau Handsome, and this is...
Audience: May I Have a Word!
Beau Handsome: As usual, the player who correctly defines today's featured word will win a fabulous prize! Let's play...
Audience: May I Have a Word!
Beau Handsome: Yes, you may! Today's featured word is SMASH. To give you a clue, here are some clips from WordGirl that show the correct meaning of the word.
(Clip 1: Chuck flattens a sub sandwich he is holding-- from You Can't Crush City Hall)
(Clip 2: WordGirl is punching robots)
(Clip 3: An angry giant weed being crushed by a robot-- from Tobey or Consequences)
(Clip 4: A sandwich being flattened by Chuck's Ultimate Press-- from the short Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy)
(Clip 5: Another sandwich being flattened by Chuck's Ultimate Press-- from the short Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy)
(Clip 6: Two-Brains being hit by a falling 16-ton weight-- from the short WordGirl and Dr. Two-Brains)
(Clip 7: WordGirl knocking over one of Tobey's robots)
(Emily tries to buzz in, but hurts her hand.)
Emily: Ow!
Beau Handsome: You okay?
Tommy: That's funny, the word is smash and you smash your hand? You could also say you struck, hit, or whacked your hand.
Beau Handsome: Uh, well Tommy, while you DID correctly define smash, you didn't buzz in, so--
(Phil buzzes in.)
Beau Handsome: Yes, Phil?
Phil: Uh... what HE said!
Beau Handsome: Well, that-- (a bell rings) -- technically is correct! Congratulations Phil, you are today's winner!
Tommy: Oh, man!
(He bumps his head on his microphone.)
Tommy: OW!
Beau Handsome: Huggy, show Phil what he's won!
Beau: (offscreen) The official WordGirl Styrofoam statue of Dr. Two-Brains!
(The curtain opens with Huggy standing next to the statue. He leaps at it with an angry face, and pulverizes the statue. The audience ooohs.)
Beau Handsome: Oh Huggy, that's the third one you've smashed today! Ah, that's okay, big fella. Phil, I think there's one left in the back. That's it for today's show, see you next time on--
Audience: May I have a Word!
Bonus Round[]
Beau Handsome: Hello, I'm Beau Handsome, and this is the bonus round of...
Audience: May I Have a Word!
Beau Handsome: Phil, you correctly defined the word smash. Ready to play the bonus round?
Phil: Uh, I think so, Beau.
Beau Handsome: Okay! Take a look at these three pictures, and tell me which one shows the definition for smash.
(Picture 1: Two-Brains walking out of the bank carrying two bags)
(Picture 2: Chuck tied up on a conveyor belt)
(Picture 3: Mr. Botsford stomping grapes in front of his house)
Beau Handsome: Okay, time's up Phil.
Phil: Um... Mr. Botsford is really stomping on those grapes. I'm going to go with number three!
Beau Handsome: That's correct Phil, you've won the bonus round! Huggy, show him his special prize!
Beau (offscreen): Yes, you get to borrow Mr. Botsford and his grape-smashing abilities for an entire week!
(The curtain goes up, and Huggy wheels in a cart with Mr. Botsford stomping on a barren full of grapes.)
Phil: What am I supposed to do with HIM?
Beau Handsome: You're hurting the man's feelings, Phil. Uh, see you next time on--
Audience: May I Have a Word!