The police station is the building that Exposition Guy is always looking for, yet never seems to find. Based on corrections that other characters give, its location is given multiple reference points.
- In Enter, The Butcher, during an art class on the third floor, Ms. Champlain states that the station is on the first floor of the same building.
- In The Fill-In, when at the school, Violet says that it is "three blocks down"
- In The Good, The Bad, And The Chucky, when visiting Becky's house, Violet says it is "downtown"
- In other episodes, it has been described as being "blocks" away from both the Botsfords' house and their neighbours across the road, Exposition Guy and his wife
Some of the police officers in fair city who would work in the station include: